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Yโ€™ever just straight eat salami slices like Ionevencare

I'm so pumped for autumn I'm gonna fill my ass with leaves

I like to make compsci toots like I know what I'm talking about

Java final keyword = AVAB (assigned value at birth)

New hardware announcement from Analogue, technically an ad 

we could literally intentionally choose to model society after animal crossing (small, community-oriented, everyone is an anthro animal, i am the mayor) but do capitalism instead fuck this

Red Arremer is everyoneโ€™s favorite Halloween twunk.. if heโ€™s not he should be

No system backups we fuck up and crash and burn and cry and curse our goddamned hubris like men

Cute pet names to call your significant other:
Beef cube
Bacon wrapped steak medallion

Wow you can really dance
Wow you can really dance
He went ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘
He went ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘


When I see a big spider outside: *whispering* Wow! *gently blows on it*

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