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chortling with my hunter-gatherers. "that's so agrarian" we say. we put on our black sunglasses and pop the collars on our leather jackets

Pissing for 5 minutes straight and emasculating all the other males at the urinals. The former alpha starts crying

Thereโ€™s a fire burning in my gut
Reaching a fever pitch
Itโ€™s coming out my butt

lewd shitpost 

Getting dressed and I walked by the mirror with my shirt open and I was like damn

Hereโ€™s a fake name I just thought of. Use it as you please
Spadmire Mordebonk

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