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What sins would children be punished for in a modern day Willy Wonka

If they didn’t want people to fuck the boat they shouldn’t have made the boat so fuckable

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Excuse me why is the youtube app on my tv in Chinese. I didn’t ask for this

I paid my admission, if I want to watch this here tractor pull in my daisy dukes while eating this lollipop, that’s my right as a freedom loving American!

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Just sitting on my tailgate in the Walmart parking lot,

waitin’ for my manic pixie dream Earl

Aires here, anybody want to start some shit for no reason?

unfinished song 

Mr. Manman, bring me a man
Make him as big as you possibly can
Give him big hips, like something and something
And nana nana nana na na nana

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