Hi I’m Tom and welcome to the island
still workshopping this toot Show more
Screaming my kinks into the howling wind. Old man winter gives me a wish for each one
Tfw ur foraging
Anyone else in here an automata
Full of food and ready to dude
Im fuxkng ti red
I like your new pfp @Pawdraig
*white guy voice* Show more
@pizza ah fuck I always get cilantro rice and NO beans!
check out this cool cave i found 💀 💀 🗝️ 🍄
sadposting Show more
Wish I felt like doing anything anymore
*me looking in the mirror* cw bodyhorror
Remember the oglaf comic where the dwarves give the dragon a dildo that breathes fire
Posting is overrated, instead just think funny things and laugh about them
Hotboxing my food (in the oven)
Tearing apart a pizza box with my bear hands
*Reads Tome of Harming*Ow! Oof! Ouch! Owie!
hurtin for a squirtin
Destroy the State
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