The protagonists of Lord of the Rings are a polycule

The titular ring is the love circle of Frodo, Sam, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, et al

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@LongTomSilver gotta be an ace polycule. absolutely nobody in those movies fucks. there’s a moment when a nearly nude character says “give it to us raw and wriggling” and there are ZERO sexual overtones. there are hornier episodes of veggietales.

@bulkington oh they fucked alright, it’s just that Tolkien was catholic and didn’t know about sex so he didn’t write it

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