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When I was in my early teens I thought I’d get arrested if the government found out I looked at porn online

I was really sneaky with it too. My search terms were like
Man
Muscular man
Male form
Male body
Male anatomy

Plausible deniability

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@LongTomSilver @wxcafe If you say “statute of limitations” to a cop they can’t arrest you or it’s entrapment

@LongTomSilver @jordyd so you’re saying all proof is gone but you admit to the crime? I’m calling the porn cop as we speak and giving him a screenshot of this conversation

@LongTomSilver I thought searching for boobs as a joke with safe search off wouldn't produce any results for the same reason 😛

@LongTomSilver These are the search terms an ancient greek guy would use

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