Masturbatory aid cornflakes to make Kellogg even sadder in hell
Tv spot: Tony the Tiger hoists himself out of the pool, his lithe, toned body sliding past the camera, revealing a navy speedo. Cut to him throwing a towel around his neck. He winks at the camera. “Don’t masturabte”, he says knowingly
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