Hi I’m Tom and welcome to the island
I’m a service tooter, tooting for others’ pleasure
not safe for werewolves Show more
Werewolf detecting bedroom decoration installed
going to start replacing "that's what she said" with "me too but you don't hear me bragging about it"
I learned about the theory that the world moves around the sun. There is no sense of wonder.
— Zaneg Gusillanggud, Miner
Who wants to hear my nihongo rappu, pretty kawaii for a white guy
Good federated morning
This is the rhythm of the nightThe night, oh yeah
I did and it’s much more grating than I remember
Feeling an urge to google the hamtaro theme song
apple stop trying to make me listen to synth pop challenge
looked at screen too much today and got a headache :^(
my version is currentmy hands are coldand i'm on my kneeslooking for the answerare we humanor are we poster
Sometimes it is like “gruh”. And other times? It is also like “gruh”. You know?
recompile my assets xaddy
food Show more
Cookin up some bacon wrapped asparagus and chicken breast
lyrics Show more
Well ya woke up this morning, got yourself a gun
Your mama always said you’d be the chosen one
She said you’re one in a million, you’ve got to burn to shine
But you were born under a bad sign with a blue moon in your eyes
What’s a little prostate boop among pals
Rushin roulette (very fast)
under communism, you will have to share your penis
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