The titular ring is the love circle of Frodo, Sam, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, et al
Goddamn, those big juicy shoulders and those biceps
I want him to give me a motel room makeover
Oh it’s the scene where he’s in a tank top and dyeing Marie’s hair. Damn he looks good
Look at that subtle colouring.
The tasteful thickness.
It even has a watermark.
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