big ol butt
cowboy slut
looking at spurs
makes me nut
leather boots
assless chaps
give my big
butt a slap
and now you know
the cowboy rap

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My cybernetic eye implants allow me to filter out all ads I see and replace them with interactive AR ads that are super personalized to my interests!

Always a thrill doing remote admin stuff from my parents’ flakey 4G home internet

Hot-wiring the blast doors open on the horny SCP containment

Finally put a header image on this thing, I think it suits me

selfie, no ec 

re: mirror reality billy mays 

Gonna start posting here like it’s instagram hope you don’t mind

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